Weasel Henchman is a character from the children's television show, The Wind in the Willows. He is the sidekick of the Chief Weasel, but is unintelligent and panicky, often resulting in the Chief calling him an idiot and hitting him. Despite this, the henchman is still very loyal to his Chief and tries his best to please him. In the episode "The Rescue" his name is revealed to be Bert.

It is revealed in the TV series that he is afraid of heights.